BREAK IN ; [ damian wayne ]

i. charlotte

07/12/22
5:31 p.m.

Charlotte
HELP

Damian
Excuse me?

Charlotte
HELP

Damian
Who is this?

Charlotte
isn't this the automated helpline?

Damian
No

Charlotte
i could've sworn this was the right number

Damian
It is not.
Are you talking about the Break-in number?

Charlotte
yes

Damian
Tt those tips are useless anyway

Charlotte
im hiding in a closet while getting robbed so they'd be better than none

Damian
Are they armed?
Did you see them?
How many?
Where in your complex is the closet?

Charlotte
i don't know
i hear multiple footsteps and it's gotham so i really doubt they're unarmed

Damian
Do you have a weapon?

Charlotte
no i'm in debate i usually talk things out

Damian
That will not help in this situation

Charlotte
they're coming down the hall

Damian
Stay quiet, have you called for help?

Charlotte
they don't know im here i can't talk thats why i tried the hotline

Damian
Where do you live I can call for you.

Charlotte
I live at 923 Rupert Street

Damian
In the meantime leave the closet and find something to fight with

Charlotte
what? no! what if they hear me?

Damian
In 89.52% of break-ins, the first place they check is the closet if you risk it now you will have an advantage.

Charlotte
i'm scared

Damian
Don't be.

Charlotte
very helpful

Damian
Find a weapon. Do you know any self-defense?

Charlotte
again, debate team, no

Damian
Okay, a quick move is striking someone with the palm of your hand or scratching them across the face.

Charlotte
shouldn't i punch them??

Damian
No, you are more likely to break your hand than cause any real damage.

Charlotte
what about the guns?

Damian
In most break-ins the intruder expects the house to be empty.

Charlotte
you have a statistic for that?

Damian
Yes, 91.99%.

Charlotte
are you an intruder???!!!

Damian
Do you have a weapon?

Charlotte
i can't, i can literally hear them

Damian
What's your name?

Charlotte
charlotte

Damian
Listen Charlotte, if you stay in that closet you are dead

Charlotte
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

Damian
Get out of the closet and find something. A lamp, baseball bat, anything with great density. If nothing there matches that then find something heavy and throwable.

Charlotte
i can't

Damian
Help should be on the way

Charlotte
they just walked out of the bathroom this is the last room i'm scared

Damian
Charlotte you are going to open this door, find something to fight with. At least something to hit the gun away. Then you are going to hit them in pressure points which are the nose, mouth, and eyes.

Charlotte
what if i die?

Damian
Everyone dies at least put up a fight.